Well, it works if you consider small ball getting as few hits and runs as possible.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Nah, I don’t think Greg is nearly big enough.

There was a lot of discussion about Wolf of Wall Street and whether it glorified Jordan Belfort’s crimes and excesses.

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

Yes have Lisa pass the torch to Sandoval and leave this show too. Not enjoying her encroaching as an actual cast member with petty beef on VPR. 

That looked like an interception return, not a punt return.

I’m glad this ran a few hours after the Jezebel story of the guy dying from limb-lengthening surgery!

It’s a damn shame the name of this trick play is not “Holy Pitt!”

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

Med10crity

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl 

Small quibble: Good college QB TEN years ago.

He snapped at him as though he was a common staffer!

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Is that a wink-wink-I-flushed-the-pills? Like, “Publicly, I’m saying I flushed the pills; privately, you can take the rest”

Most of them were a stretch.