Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

People who complain about “we” fans are the worst. Your take is 75 years old, and yet everybody acts as if they’re in his prime George Carlin when they fire off the O RLY? burn.

He probably just unbuckled himself out of his booster seat and walked out of the open window.

GUMBO GUMBO EVERYONE HAD BOUNTIES GUMBO!

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

And obviously it was 1997.

Can we talk about how Thriller lost Best Video to You Might Think? That's at least another article.

Nobody star this.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

Who the fuck lives alone and is actually cranking it in a sock? 

I mean, not that you got room for nuance, but a lot of things that were okay at some point stopped being so later on. So “this was fine X years ago” is a crappy justification for anything, as it completely removes context. It’s what makes a movie like Revenge of the Nerds, way harder to watch for someone outside of…

I mean no one can really deny that Pusha won that battle. It’s just a fact of life. But he did it by submitting evidence for the jury’s consideration as opposed to dropping great bars.

I voted for Dom solely on the basis of Payday. The best non pareil 

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

Warren and Bernie.  I want them both.

I think I could get further in the city naked rather than in the suburbs. There’s like 30 people shot in Chicago every day, car jackings, muggings, other naked crazies furiously swinging their dick back and forth so it hits their thighs making a slapping noise, for them to worry about you. You get a somewhat crowded…

The closest i can think of is The Boondock Saints. It's one of those movies where everyone you know likes it, and i fucking hated it. And even if it's hated on the Internet nowadays i still think that it's a good movie that i hate since the fanbase for this movie is closer to me than ever. The only good thing about…