I originally thought this meant like a beer league softball infield and then thought how awesome that would be.

I put on headphones before watching that video. I am now deaf.

Chris Christie clearing his colon?

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

Go home Sarkisian

Sounds dodgy to me. Get it? Dodge-y?

I have red-green colorblindness, the problem is best explained as one of desaturation. There’s not enough pop on some shades of red or green. Add in factors like smaller or distant screens, tired eyeballs and it’s a mess. What really fucks it up here is both teams are wearing white helmets.

It’s a whale. Duh.

If you were that big and doing 45 knots, you’d have water coming out of your hole too.

Dammit. +1

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

Mom?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

As someone with a transgender sibling who took a lot of shit from people after he came out, but also had supportive family I’m very happy that Jenner was able to be honest with the world about who she is. It’s never easy, and people will make horrible jokes, and they won’t understand, but every high profile individual…

You should try sex and stop saying things stupid like that.

brb, gonna have a good cry.

What kind of ring side service is that? He should demand his money back!

Fuck Don Henley