My mother raised 6 Sun Devils. Saddest thing I've read in years.

Christ you suck.

This is an enhanced comment.

To be fair, Goodell is currently The Worst Person alive right now.

Purists who feign a lack of appreciation for Give 'Em Enough Rope deserve their sadness.

Oh hipsters. Please stop.

Oh Jeety. We'll miss you, you lovable scamp.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

Great. Now he's gonna start ripping off the cubs, too.

Oh well done.

Who's the corpse with the ball cap on?

That's great.

To compare:

Rhymes with Smachzi

I'm pretty certain he/she was adding to the joke.

Damn, that's good.