It's only in the morning after a long bender that you find out urine trouble.

Weird pedo

Was it also your pedophilia?

Once more in the mother tongue?

Jesus, Albert. My problem is I NEVER trust the fucking supermarkets where I might purchase said delicious bivalves. It's crippled my ability to cook my own. AND I LIVE IN FUCKING MASSACHUSETTS!

Exactly this.

I wouldn't live if you paid me.

Barely won the game they won. I feel ya, brah.

We beat them, but did America really win? Oh yeah. 2-1. Fuck.

You're judging results on who scored the most goals. You must be from America!

Fantastic

You give my 4 students from Ghana a sad.

It is strange how acceptable that is to fans of the sport. It happens in all sports, but, jeebus. The grabbing of a knee, certain amputation imminent, followed by running full-speed. It's difficult to ignore.

Word

Wow. Your schtick got tired quickly, didn't it?

Horse-gait