Can't I just choose to believe that Lebron is a pussy?

#Foreskin pride. Who's in???

"Going to a chapel and I'm gonna get Murrayed"

Manny is a national treasure.

It's all fun and games until teh gays have ruined my straight marriage. MUST I MARRY MY DOG NOW??????

THIS IS MY DREAM JOB!!!!!!!

Oui Here

You'll be here all week. Try the veal?

Yes. Because you're clearly about respect.

That's part of the argument you are making?

Many many women, my wife included, use the word cunt. You should get out more. And stop calling it the c-word. The word is cunt.

Don't discount "oogle."

I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm a male survivor of molestation and feel your pain. We probably have much in common.

I'm saying that you share a common understanding of what women should and should not do in terms of their behavior. This is the step that always comes before "she was asking for it." This woman isn't degrading herself or being a "poster child" for anything. She's having fun with her friends.

Hooters girls are one step away from being broke, out of work Porn Stars or Heroin Addicted Prosies.

It's the same point my crazy Obama-hating, woman-shaming, racist-being uncle has been making for years. You should talk to him.

LADIES WILL YOU PLEASE STOP POINTING AT YOUR VAGINAS IT IS CONFUSING TO ME

I also will not patronize that place that which on the face of it appears to be a place that shouldn't be patronized rape jokes or not.

Ever get the feeling you're talking to yourself?

So, like, 1/3rd of the fans stormed the field.