OBABS
Obvious Burner account, but still
OBABS

Was wondering about that too. The restaurant is taking tips away from their servers for an undisclosed "competitive wage" and possibly getting tax credits for their donations instead of the server or patron if they made the donation directly, while also getting good publicity out of the deal.

This bitch takes a better mugshot than I did a graduation picture.

A suit would be the least of her worries. I'm not a violent person, but I would beat the cowboy shit out of her if I were those kids' mother.

in some of these cases I like to give the benefit of the doubt, but fuck this bitch. What is wrong with her? This was no accident. She left two babies in a hot van to work on her tan. Ugh. Add to that she tried to blame their mom. She needs her ass kicked.

I kind of hope the parents levy their own civil suit against her in addition.

I would imagine there will be less discussion about this one because it is so obviously a case of neglect. Like, I am appalled at her choices (and on so many levels - compassion, prioritizing a tan over children's comfort/safety, failing to do her job to an insane degree, etc.), but I don't really have anything to say

Charge her with attempted murder; the kids could have brain damage from being cooked alive.

This headline seems like a wasted opportunity to use the word "chronic."

That is why you gotta make it something people wouldn't commonly order, like extra gizzards.

This kind of shit never happens to me. Fake fingernail in my soup? Sure. Hair in my salad? All the time. Complimentary bag of weed? NEVER. What have I done to anger you, Universe?

Okay, it's fine that she was upset or whatever but: "It could have been crack. It could have been cocaine in that little baggie," is not really a reasonable thing to say. It could have been crack or cocaine or heroin or arsenic or a defused hand grenade, but it wasn't. It was marijuana. Her fries could have been

Wow, I would have gotten weed at that KFC all the time.

I agree with you, however, I would worry too much that it was some sort of new police sting.

My favorite drug fast food story ever is that some guy was selling weed out of a local KFC to supplement his (probably ample) KFC wages. The code for weed was "extra biscuits." He got caught when someone actually wanted extra biscuits.

Is a 6 or 8 year old really going to eat a bag of unknown substance that they found in a cup of french fries? That's a serious question, I need to know if this is something I need to worry about in 6 to 8 years. And why does her family falling on hard times have anything to do with finding weed in her fast food order?

"I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?"

Amy's Baking Company approves.

So these folks make a "competitive" wage which is still probably not that much. Patrons give money that they assume is going to the server, and then it is given to charity? I guess this is fine if folks know they are donating to charity. I hope that is very clear. It isn't cool to re-purpose tips intended for servers

"Partying with the Gute!!!!!"