I agree with him that he was digressing a little bit with the music talk, but everything else was spot on.

I think you mean "an insane amount of insanity"

This comment is gold. Also, "Mousaline" the mouse dictator of Italy.

One of the comments on that article is batshit crazy:

When on Fox News it is a requirement to constantly mention the military. When a Republican it is a requirement to cut all government services that help the military.

I love when men are described as wearing a "top." It seems like just a gentle nudge away from "blouse."

I also think she'd be perfect for The View.

Are you guys cool with this as a way of justifying being ruled on a continental scale for milennia by inbreds or what?

What I mean WHAT how do you even WHAT...

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

Here's a perfect GIF for this story :

Say what you will, but in my day we KNEW about shit that went down before we were born. And this was before the nets.

story time:

So an enraged homophobe is secretly a gay man driven insane by repressed sexuality?!

Yeah, but Sirius isn't obligated to sponsor his opinion anymore than they sponsor yours.

He does have a point. I once got fired from a job for repeatedly coming in late and drunk. Show me where in the constitution it says that's illegal? You can't.

"I want to stay at the Beverly Wilshire,"