Guy's Snuffed Camel-boro Dippers

Well I guess we now know what the rest of the staff is chipping in to get you for your birthday this year.

Heh, at first glance I thought the pretzel stuck in the upper side of the monstrosity was a cigarette butt, and I thought "man, they are NOT messing around!"

put some damn novelty sunglasses on that thing as a parting gift

"The Flat Child Podcast"

Oh, someone is definitely going to take umbrage at your comment. Decent people can have dirty minds too.

Mwah! I love that you love my cat-loving, cellulite ridden butt!!

Hahaha, a well designed car is enough for my husband to masturbate to ;)

I served time in a federal minimum security prison (they called it a camp), and a lot of the stuff on the show did happen there. I drove a truck to a off-site dump once with another inmate. I worked on a maintenance crew and we had screwdrivers and other tools, and took them into the dorm to do repairs. We were…

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

Ultimate white boy name. Tanner, Parker, Cody, Josh...

'Glory box' had me going in a totally different direction than you likely intended.

Wow, "a town run by Jews". I. Can't.

As someone with a super busy job where I often have to travel for it, getting bitched at by your family for missing things because of your job gets fucking old. I picked my career because I like the idea of travel. They picked their job so they can work from 9 to 5 in cubical city and live in a McMansion and pump out…

Frankly, I would have been more disappointed if I were at the global summit with Amal and George didn't show up.

Today's reminder that actors are not their characters. Eli Gold would know the difference between appraised and apprised.

Como. Lake Cuomo is the heretofore unrevealed sibling of Rivers.

George Clooney was at your family reunion, Kentucky cousin. Stop complaining and start angling for that Lake Cuomo house-sitting job.