OBABS
Obvious Burner account, but still
OBABS

I have just spent a moderately silly amount of time looking at these things online, and have seen them listed as "swing bar door lock" "swing type door lock" "hotel type swing door guard" and "swing door guard"
I vote for "swing door lock" and call it a day?

So, this has nothing to do with Lil' Kim's baby, but I don't have Groupthink posting privileges and I need to vent.

Yeah, this definitely wasn't her first time dancing to this song. I pray it won't be the last either.

Okay, now you've insulted me twice, so I have no choice but to address this. I'm a white, middle-aged, super-feminist female who sees only light-hearted fun set to an excellent beat in this video. AND I'm a solid, contributing member of the Reddit community where, contrary to what people like you think, there are

Oh was someone enjoying something that you don't enjoy? Were people having fun inappropriately, according to you? Are you happy up there on that horse?

No more tears, Little Rainbow!

This always happens in any murder that is committed by children. They loved violent videogames, they drew violent pictures, they watched a horror film, they have goth parents...

"The water in the droplet comes from the Japanese Alps and the texture is extremely delicate" Lol pretentious people and their "premium" water crack me up

No, it's definitely not CAKE. The word "cake" has a definition and a meaning. You can't call something that clearly isn't even remotely ANYTHING even SLIGHTLY like a cake, and call it "cake". No. Period. It's absolutely NOT a 'cake'. It's completely misleading to the point of outright lying. Don't even try to

I heard the saline version is a little saltier than the silicone version.

Just keep telling yourself that.

Get a package of gelatin. add sugar and hot water. let cool.

So it's a lump of ice?

HR is always called in to a meeting like this, mainly so there's a "neutral" third party there to hear what was said if it comes to that. I appreciate her desire to get from underneath the shit storm she knows this is going to bring. She clearly wants to be on record that she doesn't agree with what's happening but

It sounds like Potter wanted Aguero gone, period. He was going to find some justification for termination, and insubordination is as good as any.

A- Always, B- Be, C- Coaching. Always be coaching, ALWAYS be coaching.

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

wait wait wait wait wait wait.

"Technically, it's 'Accidents while naked.'" —Florida Man

A man-child with no agency over his actions or higher reasoning skills? How original.

I find polo shirts to be insufferably distracting. There's just something about a person wearing a polo that renders me incapable of focusing on anything but bashing them over the head with a rock. Clearly, it is the responsibility of all other people around me to never wear polo shirts lest I find myself distracted.