I'm actually not judging it either, just laughing until my stomach hurts/wondering who people are and where they come from

i hope you are never responsible for an infant if you don't think there is anything wrong with this. Infants are not wedding gown accesories that are to be dragged on the floor. Total parenting fail.

Martinez confirmed the meeting, but wouldn't say what they'd discussed.

This is still my favorite Wikipedia edit.

Am I the only one creeped out by the name "Webdriver Torso"?

"Did the slothful mastodon upon his extinction declare 'Don't lay a finger on MY butterfinger' ?"

51,371 people live inside the capitol building?

The AP has a specific list of cities that stand alone in datelines. The Concourse does not.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

They aren't mutually exclusive, but one doesn't excuse the other.

Or, just find some veggies you don't hate, instead of forcing yourself to find ways in which you hate a vegetable slightly less. There are other vegetables in the world that aren't kale.

I think it's pretty obvious that the only person Donald Sterling has to blame for his ruin is himself. He could have amicably divorced his wife and taken up with any girl of his choosing, but instead he tried to have his cake and eat it too. I don't feel sorry for him, his wife or that obvious opportunist who…

I know, right? Heaven forbid they walk around eating cookies in the shape of Uncle Si or buy a rubber duck with Phil's head on it, or a towel with Jase on it or wine endorsed by the stars of a television show.

That would assume that Duck Dynasty fans know what an idolator is. Or, barring that, it assumes that Duck Dynasty fans own dictionaries wherein they may find that word and its meaning.

How does anyone think that that is an appropriate request to make of a business owner? "Great food, good atmosphere. Only complaint is that your female employees need to have more of their tits out. Can you find a way to work on that without getting sued for sexual harassment?"

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.