"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

I used to have 3 cats. Two (RIP-natural causes later) adults and a baby imp kitten (big, old and lazy now). One of the adults had her crazed play spells and keep me up at night. The addition of the imp didn't help as she never stopped her attack mode so they would all whip into a witching hour play chase wrestle…

When I broke my ankle I needed to keep it elevated at all times but I would shift around often knock the pillows that kept it propped up over. My families Pekinese Mutt who normally would not tolerate any such foolishness would take over for the pillows on a fairly regular basis. Dogs are magical companions that are…

But, having enjoyed the Harry Potterseries as a child, I thought I'd help J.K. Rowling out by tweeting her some advice.

I like how he basically calls her irrelevant, but he was following her on Twitter obviously.

It's a real baby, you know, it's not some disposable somethin'

Wait, it's illegal to have a pocket knife in your own home? How is that even? This is fucked up on so many levels.

Sometime in the weeks after my dad died, someone showed up attempting to sell him life insurance, which was uncomfortable for all concerned - I can't even imagine how awful this situation is.

Some of us find Michael Sheen quite attractive. Plus, he's an amazing actor with a voice like velvet.

This is a guess: She is acting any time she knows the camera is on and she's in front of an audience.


I can't prove it.

Woah, Sally Field dropped the C-Bomb.

Easy solution - as long as women are cheaper to hire, it just makes economic good sense to hire women. Raise women's wages to parity with men and there will be no financial disincentive to the hiring of men. And then maybe things will even out. Easy Peasy.

This dress + white couch really scared the shit out of me for a second.

Jesus H. Chris, pluquaa. I'm just trying to decide if you were drunk when you left this comment or not drunk enough.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

The last time I flew internationally, I ponied up extra cash to sit in Economy Plus or whatever the hell it's called on British Airways, and this was A BIG DEAL for me, financially. Like, it's just an extra six inches of space, and upgraded travel bag, and upgraded food service, and I spent precious bucks on it. And I…

If there's anything better than the fact that it says "Turkey Cheddar Sub" over Dean whatsisname's shoulder, I don't know what it is, and I don't much care.

"I feel like we should get a trophy for that"

Chrissy & John are pure class. FFS, if you're going to have public sex, at least do it in a secluded spot, like under the bleachers or something.