The best way to ensure you have a snow day is to complete your homework. If you plan on having a snow day and don't do it, boom, you're going in to class. If you do it, it's nothing but sledding and hot chocolate for you.
I nearly spat water all over my laptop at the idea of someone called "Feels Like Salmon for Dinner" XD Makes me think of Terry Pratchett's Lancre where the first thing said is what the baby gets called. So they have James What the Hell's that Cow Doing in Here? Poorchick, King My God He's Heavy the First and Princess…
I'd probably be forced into "Quit Bothering Me" or "Jesus, Make Up Your Mind Already".
Blaming someone for someone else's suicide is really unfair.
Oh, I was thinking "Rainy". Double adjectives ftw!
Yeah, for that kind of thing you want it to be a middle name. Something your mom can bust out when it applies but that everyone can forget about in between.
Oh, Honey... 'Sexy' is one of those adjectives like 'classy," or 'smart,' in that if you have to announce it to people, it probably does not apply to you as much as you might think
"Becoming Sexy in Licking County" sounds like a great Lifetime original movie title. Make it happen, execs! I won't watch it, but I'll laugh (a lot) when I see it in the program guide.
Yep. I tend to fully believe all the numerous reports of Julia being a big old see you next Tuesday—but that doesn't mean she was to blame for her sister's illness.
However dysfunctional their relationship was, Nancy Motes' addiction and death are not Julia's fault. Suicide is a terrible thing and I am sure that despite any animosity between them over the years, Julia is grieving right now.
Between this and the "Arthur" remake, clearly her agent heard me say I'd watch her in just about anything and took that as a challenge.
"Friends" bolted after she shared the pictures? Who the fuck does that? The internet blows my mind yet again.
A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.
I know "Leather Weapon 2" is a typo but oh my lord, but that has to be a porno, right? They couldn't have missed that opportunity for all these years, RIGHT???
Very few female comics prefer comedienne to comedian. Same with actor/actress.
Putting her in a men's facility is a problem, but they mitigated it with the segregated housing. I'm bothered, but not appalled.
Uhh this all seems pretty reasonable aside from some rudeness/insensitivity from the staff. I'm not seeing what is so horrible here: the policy for trans prisoners seems pretty reasonable considering the competing concerns (i.e. women *not* wanting to have pre-op transsexuals with male anatomy housed with them). Of…
I was outraged. Then I youtubed her "comedy." Now I support solitary confinement for her for life. Just awful.