Or madame.

Kismetly

I came in like a wiffle ball...

Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I'll suck the bones pretty.

Before the holidays my wife asked her niece what her four year old daughter might want for Xmas. She said the kid was a "diva" and she wanted some kind of $150 designer boots. Oh how we laughed and laughed. She got a twenty dollar gift card instead. People who buy into designer crap for children are merely feeding the…

I can't decide what is tackier:

The best part is at the end when the squirrel runs off and the dog's all "What was THAT about?"

IT TRIES TO COVER IT UP WITH THE FUR.

You gotta love Bernese Mountain Dogs.

It is. And I'm sure each person and each family fumbles their way through it differently. In my own experience, I have to say that anger and hurt really haven't been major emotions for me. It's been more that I know my alcoholic mom and prescription-pill addict friend are in tremendous pain, and I hurt for them.

I want to like this essay, but I don't. In fact, I hate it.

So you're a rep for Tinkle, right? Lol

Interesting that in your little world the people not making catty comments about Kate Winslet are "the haters".

Yeah, the "you would expect a celebrity to shave their face" is some next level facepalm shit.

Well, the body snark took all of two hot seconds I see.

It could just be pregnancy hormones causing that.

I think I grew up with this woman, or someone much like her, bless their hearts.

This is faux-outrage correct? You know that this is satire? Tracy is making fun of this attitude, not representing it.

Bowe says straining your facial muscles while doing exercise can have the same affect.

Looks to me like he was chasing one of Sochi's waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're use to.