In related news, Keith Richards talks about how to maintain moderation and life balance in Rolling Stone.

Oh fuck. I've been frozen out, and I HATE IT. Especially when the guy doing it to me is the first guy I had sex with. I did not go to his house, though I was tempted. A month later, he texts me: "Hi." That's all. I nearly went over to his house at that point TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

Anyway. Some guys think their cars are their penises.

Is that quote what we're going on? It doesn't really sound like he's blaming women, but rather blaming his own failure to appeal to women.

WHERE IS SHERLOCK HEMLOCK?????

The hell is up with The Count's voice? In all the world they couldn't find someone who sounded more like Jerry Nelson (the originator)? (I sound more like the original).

He is just... Gah.
DO BABIES TO ME.

He can count my fruit anytime.

I'm pretty sure I'd do something that would get me fired if I were a puppeteer kneeling at Benedict Cumberbatch's feet.

LOVED Murray(arity) yelling "Did you miss me??"

It's really nice that they have this group of beautiful young women and have them dressed like 9 year olds and constantly ask them about food.

Way to go, society! You've hit another one out of the park!

Yes. I get it. You've said it 3 times. And no holding your daughter's hand isn't a red flag even if she is a teenager.
It seems to me that you are reading into the picture to make it fit "everything we know about Woody Allen".
I'm not arguing that he isn't a creep and a child molester. I'm arguing that the picture…

People keep trotting this picture out as proof of his pedophilia. I don't see anything weird here except that the girls' shorts are way too short - just like every other teen girl in America right now.

Here's the thing: plenty of molesters are nice people. Loving, caring parents. Upstanding members of their communities. Gainfully employed, doing good work. Great conversationalists. Have pretty shiny hair. Whatever the nice thing is that makes you think people are nice. BUT THEY'RE ALSO CHILD MOLESTERS who may never,…

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

The real test of the legitimacy of this is to flip it backwards logically. I come from a long line of French Canadian Mennonites and I have a family tree traced back to the 1500s on one side (thank you, bibles!) and to the early 1800s on the other. I'm reasonably certain none of my direct ancestors owned slaves…

I agree, one of my ancestors was a straight up SERIAL KILLER and no ones ever demanded that I do anything about that, know why? Because he's LONG dead, not gonna' be claiming any new victims any time soon. Honestly if everyone who's family has done horrible shit had to spend their lives apologizing, we'd all be so…

Sorry, it is bullshit that the descendant of a slave owner has some special requirement for apologizing for slavery. It is double bullshit when that person is a celebrity. It's triple bullshit when you have living plutocrats actively oppressing living people, right fucking now.

Wow. This is the angriest article I've read in a while about anything on Jezebel. She's just doing publicity for her new TopShop collection and to answer your question—I actually DO give a shit. This was obviously something that was arranged by her publicist and good for them—they're doing an excellent job getting her…