That NYP article is bizarre. Is it advertorial? There's no way they didn't get paid for that.

The House is expected to follow shortly.

Let's just slap "holocaust" onto everything that has nothing to do with the actual holocaust, mmkay?

This might be their stupidest argument. My senior year of college, this passel of anti-choice drongos that calls themselves the "Genocide Awareness Project" or some such stupidity was demonstrating/holding a forum on campus (with big, full-color posters that multiple people said triggered them), and after they made…

"I hurt people who are married and who believe in marriage."

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner both have extremely low Q scores

"I'm not a pirate, but [talks about timber shivering and booty plundering]."

It's time for NAAAAAAAAME that PUNKY!!

Apologies. I've often been told I'm over-confident in my Plants v Zombies skillz.

One surefire way to get yourself a thigh gap is to saw off your thighs (just your thighs) and place them on opposite sides of the room. Soon you shall have gentleman callers galore.

I was seriously writing out "How much Jonathan Franzen do you think this guy has read?"

I have a medical issue that makes absorbing nutrients difficult, so I've always been at a conventionally attractive weight (though very short). However, I'm always sick, I recover from injuries slowly, I have heart problems, I'm always cold and tired, and I have to monitor my weight and food intake constantly so I…

I bet she leaves the coffee table books open when she has guests over.

She's been labeled a bit of one, seeing as she's criticized Justin Bieber for not providing "a real depiction of what it's like to be a young person,"

Welp, turns out my hyper-progressive granola-feminist attitude actually DOES have a limit.

I could see owning that tee shirt if you frame it and only take it out of your closet when you have a guest that has over stayed their welcome.

There's only one period shirt that I'll ever consider wearing:

Yeah, I think I still would have sided with Gretchen. But the grammar issues make it so much easier.

NOT JUST YOU! I have to know this secret!! Speaking of, did we ever find out what happened at Taylor's wedding?!

Fuck yeah, Gretchen!