She is smizing better than Tyra in that first photo.

no,I was thinking that the prick thinks that all he needs to please a woman is his dick. hemost likely doesn't even know the individual parts of a vulva by name let alone how to please the woman its attached to.

The haircut was driving me nuts until I remember where I saw it before.

Maybe, just maybe he should try dating an actual human woman instead of one of these:

He's really doubled-down on the Prince Valiant aesthetic, I'll give him that.

If my husband used my Pinterest boards to make anything come true, we'd have way too much pie and very, very elaborate children's birthday parties. Ok, we already have elaborate parties, but they'd be even crazier.

I am wondering how many sandwiches this chick had to make.

This is really sweet, but... my first thought was "Man, how many batshit crazy people are going to read this, decide it's the most romantic thing ever, and then silently seethe with resentment and passive-aggressive hostility as each day passes and their clueless S.O. fails to throw them their dream Pinterest wedding…

You think Sinatra was ugly? I can think of some shitty things to say about him...but ugly?

John Stewart and Stephen Colbert are the only people that keep me sane living in this country. If I ever get overwhelmed I just watch them and get a healthy dose of logic and feel like it's all gonna be ok again.

Has anyone seen this absolutely incredible and generally inspiring statement from Sen. Elizabeth Warren? Her general badassery might give us all a little hope.

That's no joke, SA.

I was a backup first-baseman for the NY Yankees in the 1920s. The guy in front of me played every gawddamn game. Every one. So one Tuesday afternoon I just went to Coney Island instead of the stadium. I mean, why bother?

But you're totally right: Everyone was pissed. Nothing to do. Still…

I think that's more of an East Coast Italian-American thing. I'm from the West Coast and was surprised by it out here in NY. It could have to do with the populations that settled in different places. The East Coast has a lot more Southern Italians (Calabrians, Sicilians and Neapolitans) whereas at lot more Northern…

Me? I preffer Auntie Anne's or Pretzel Ti-Pretzel-E... most people call it "Pretzel Time," but because of the logo, my brother and I changed it as kids...

Joe Giudice is the living embodiment of the way I feel after eating too much at lunch.

Why can't we just call this rape? Consent was not given, consent could not have been given considering your state. It's rape. See a counselor, then the cops, get tested and take care of yourself. Figure out the boyfriend stuff later. HUGS.

I will preface this with the truth that I am a sexual assault advocate. No you aren't a piece of shit for not telling the BF, although at some point you my want to talk about this situation. If your BF is angry at you because some person decided to pressure you into drinking in excess then chose to have sex with you…

For the end of the last weekend of September, I'm going with the late, great Jerry Orbach's version of Try to Remember from The Fantasticks.

Yeah, they don't have any irregularly tall or short people depicted. Or people with three arms and only one leg. Or people without bodies, like fictional characters and such. All that body discrimination. But at least these bodies look recognizably human in terms of proportion.

one of the benefits of proper twerking technique.