Oberon is a controlling asshole. I have foresworn his bed and company.

FALSTAFF GET ALL THE BITCHES

...Have you read Midsummer Night's Dream? Or seen it? Because Oberon is not really my idea of an ideal husband.

The residents of Boston yell "Fuck you" in just the same horrifying accent each and every time.

Thank god I am married. If I had to make this ad it would say things like " Elizabeth will pretend that you're not there when really into her book!" "Elizabeth not only cleans the kitchen she will tell you how to do it too!" "Seriously, don't ever touch her food!"

So they'll have a salad with their meal?

I'm going to guess he's not into pegging.

My ex-husband was like this. He was on vacation, lounging in his bathrobe all day. I asked him to put the potatoes on. That's it. I left a note how to do it. I show up after a 12 hour day...and supper isn't started. He says he didn't know how to boil water. Oh, and he's super hungry because I didn't leave anything for…

So, I appreciate Pompeo's complaints about the lack of diversity in awards, but I'll just point out that in the NPH/Fillion/Silverman routine, at least one male and one female dancer are black, and at the distance and lack of focus, it's hard to say with certainty that the other 14 people (eight male and female…

I agree with Kevin Federline. Excuse me, I am going to lay down and re-evaluate my life choices.

Handsome as he is, I could've used Shemar Less last night, to be honest.

this haircut looks so good on her!

I'm pretty sure the RAPISTS are the real villains here.

You can't really call the lawyer the real villain here, for fuck's sake.

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

They certainly need "help", but I think the point is that white women think they know what is best for Muslim women and their culture without bothering to understand what Muslim women actually want to change.

There's a difference between lending support and taking on a huge fight that a. does nothing productive and b. many of the women actually in question don't want.

Lol White women to the rescue, I guess then!

I'm picturing weekly tributes to London Fashion Week, personally.

Too bad this letter isn't being received well because people be crayzay with they eating. Oh my god. Microwaving fish in the office kitchen should be punishable by death. And if you can't chew with your mouth closed, you should go home and practice until you can. My god.