CO Healy approves this sorority.

I don't think dating basketball players is an exclusively straight woman thing.

No, you put on an Indigo Girls CD and kick out anyone who sings along.

Why would you attend Smith if you feel so strongly about avoiding gay people?

Do you have an alternative you'd like to propose that's similarly catchy and specific? Because, I quite like that Jezebel doesn't normally sound like a Women's Studies lecture.

WRONG! The morning after pill is extra strength birth control. It is NOT AN abortificant! This is a completely different set of medications, and by continuing to conflate the two, we're playing into right wingers' hands! This shit drives me crazy!

Where did you get the knowledge and resources to utilize these drugs and provide them for others? I think it's great that you're trying to help people and provide medical care and opportunity that would otherwise be unobtainable, and that it seems that you're successful in it. But could you elaborate on your medical…

It's always fascinating that such strict nativists, who likely hate foreigners who speak other languages, take no pride in the English language and using it fluently.

I love it how it's all people who appear to be descendants of Europeans who are upset that someone descended from foreigners can be Miss America. It's like ten-thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

This one was my favourite

I'm genuinely surprised about the amount of male voices in this conversation. Not that watching or being interested in Miss America pageants is strictly for ladies but…. seriously?

Some backwoods cities even have professional football teams that have a racial slur as a mascot! God, can you BELIEVE these people?! I wonder if they've heard of Nintendo yet.

I was a crack addict for five years. (With five years clean, thank you.) She's actually right about this one. Crack is way better than tin cheese.

All I got out of this was, I don't think she knows what the word "hippie" means. All the old, crunchy hippies I know aren't afraid of butter, cheese, or eggs. They love all of those things, especially when they come from organic farmer friends. I think what she means is "some kind of obsessive, orthorexic shame…

Everyone at that party needs to eat. Something. Anything. Possibly each other.

It's been awhile since I've done this, so here goes.

Yes. Poor, poor Cynthia Rowley.

Even if the security deposit covered all the damage, legally she has to list the reasons for withholding any part of it. This letter will be followed by a detailed accounting & price for each item.

OMG, how cute. They totes thought we'd think the letter was overkill too.

Au contraire, there is always at least one 9 volt in the house: