Starred for “(so, my 20’s)“. I feel you, sister.

“I want to rape your face.”

Are there ever deals on Ghibli/Miyazaki films for digital formats? I can’t even seem to find downloads/streaming on Amazon. Is it only through Disney? Anyone ever find a package deal or discount on those?

Are there ever deals on Ghibli/Miyazaki films for digital formats? I can’t even seem to find downloads/streaming on…

The orange, the ha-ha. Wheezing chuckles from me me. Loved it.

I have a GREAT story that goes along these lines.

Hey, in my family, people ask what we would like for presents... Usually in a text. My mom would be thrilled to get a email like this from me, no joke.

I think the proper thing to do here would be to say something along the lines of:

Why is he wearing a haircut cape? Did he come directly from MasterCuts? It does kind of look like he started getting the sides trimmed and ran out before they got to the top.

That's so shitty. Just pull the freaking garbage can over or put a bowl in the sink to toss your food scraps in. I fight with my boyfriend about this stuff all of the time. It's to the point where it's literally ruining our relationship because it is so disrespectful to act this way. If I wanted to be someone's maid,…

I've never seen so much long toe-hate in my life!!

Maybe... This guy was a regular though, at least once a week. He'd been on dates before that and never tipped well. It was only one I gave him horrible service that he tipped well. Who knows?? One of life's great mysteries. Can't deny that I'd like to start serving again just to try that theory out on more assholes.…

So that comes out to 839 eyebrow waxes per person per year... I mean - I hope none of you need your eyebrows done that often, but seriously - what's a mani run these days? About 4 eyebrow waxes? Pedis are always more, (right?), so let's say a pedi is worth 5 eyebrow waxes. And let's call getting your hair done with…

Ugggggggggggggggh I can't tell you how many linen napkins I had to throw away after people BLEW THEIR NOSES IN THEM. Barrrrrrrrrffffffffffff. People are disgusting!!

I never, ever put anything in anyone's food, EVER, but I did have a guy strangely similar to Mr. 8%. He didn't special order so much but he was just a cheap cheap tipper who came in all the time. We made a special pun on his last name that I don't want to put here because as much as I hated him I have hung up my apron…

From what I understand, (after asking myself the same question over and over through my serving years and finally asking a doctor - so anecdotal and take it that way) your taste buds tend to lose function over the years and as that happens you tend to replace it with sensations of hot and cold... but as you introduce…

For me, it's a no on the nipple shirt for Willow. I wore stupid ass co-ed naked sports T-shirts at her age that I literally didn't understand. I got the "joke" but I didn't understand what I was putting on my body. I didn't understand the message I was putting out there.

WTF did I just read?!?! :/

Did his first name start with R? How many of them can there be? Mine was really sweet...

The show is not without issues, but I still like it. I ended up watching it on hbogo because I honestly didn't know the premiere was coming on, and found out from the article on jezebel.

I admit I sort of giggled when I first heard of this... Until I realized, back when I was working as a server, that I would always stop and savor the sound of throwing away leftover mussel shells in broth. It's this soft slinky clinky sound and it was always my moment of Zen on rushed nights. I'd even clear them off…