My little baby bump is due to wine

This reminded me that John Bobbitt did a porno after his penis got reattached. If memory serves, it was called Uncut.

Rousteing might be even thirstier than the Kardashians.

I love her response to all that bullshit Matt threw at her. And then his non-apology tour where he said “I came off like an asshole” while never mentioning what he did, who he did it to, why it was racist, and offering an apology to Effie by name. He did none of that as he cruised around the country comfortable in his…

I thought Lloyd Braun was strictly chewing gum and computer sales?

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

a waste of materials

Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking nobody gets educated about what hymens actually are.

The logical collapse in this reasoning never fails to stun me. If you are opposed to abortions you should be encouraging easy availability of birth control. This is not rocket science, people. More contraceptives means fewer unplanned pregnancies; fewer unplanned pregnancies means fewer abortions. Yes, there is…

True. I agree, this is why she’s doing this. She’s just... so stupid and wrong. She won’t ever learn or change. This is why Trump has a likely viable candidacy and I hang my head in sadness because it feels like I’m watching the fall of Rome in the US right now.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Modern day Sam can still get it. Step off youngster.

My dad (a cardiothoracic and vascular surgeon) listens to music in the OR so often that the nurses upgraded his Pandora account because they couldn’t handle the ads anymore. (My dad is also cheap.)

Only if the fashion truck is driven by this guy:

I love your anti-(shitty)customer rage so much, C.A. It’s a balm on the wounds of my soul, which I acquired in customer service. They never heal.

The flip flops are clearly just there to distract you from the UNHOLY DEVESTATION THIS IS EVERYTHING ELSE THIS MAN IS WEARING.