Sigh— I love seeing bad-ass tall women confidently rocking the Serious Heels. I’ve always wanted to be one myself. But I generally stick to 3" or below now, as I could just never convince myself to feel good about the attention I got for being the tallest person in the room.

When I was pregnant with my kid, I was…

Clearly, public presentations are not part of your regular repertoire, because in a pantsuit, you NEVER wear flats unless you’re pretty tall. The proportions get janky, at least for people like me that are above average height but still manage to have short, stocky legs. The 3.5 inchers I normally wear don’t work when…

So, this has nothing to do with anything in DB (apologies in advance), but...I’m quitting drinking. I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, and it’s finally time to pull the plug on it. Nothing crazy has happened, but I’m just tired of my energy being sapped constantly, of bruising too easily, and of not being…

They have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing they have no idea what they are doing

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

the “balancing 1000 things” is what makes me the most mad. I “balance 1000 things” because I know full well that if I don’t take the dry cleaning, book flights for thanksgiving, coordinate w/ my inlaws, book a cat sitter, etc, that shit WONT GET DONE. And it’s not b/c my husband is a loser. He’s just not used to…

Daymakers are idealists, go-getters, and “choreographers” who are able to “balance 1,000 things” well for family, friends and themselves, he said. They also love to host others and are “joiners,” not loners, he said.

I concur.

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

My mother taught me to always be humble

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

The interest you pay on that shit will be around long after the clothes have dissolved in the washing machine.

ooooooooooooohnooooooooooo

Forever 21 hundred dollars in debt

*weeps onto student loan bills*

Thanks to Kevyn Aucoin, I can easily imagine Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis

It’s really a shame they’re related because I get the sense he and Candace would be perfect for each other.

For fuck’s sake. As Rando said, she wasn’t talking about anything to do with reproduction. It’s exactly the same as saying the name of ANY OTHER BODY PART BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT IS CALLED. Good for her for refusing to use some stupid euphamism.

You know you’ve entered uncharted territory when Heidi Pratt looks like the sanest person in the room.