How much of what you learned in school do you still remember? Even more importantly, how much of it do you actually…
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School’s wrapped up for the year, which means that families across America will soon be packing into cars and…
Where the hell is the “Yes, if I had a time machine or it somehow never stopped being 1996” option?
A couple of years ago I was flying into Boston from London and was waiting at the luggage carousel while a beagle in a snazzy navy blue jacket and his handler, a tiny, sweet-faced Chinese-American lady, did the rounds, giving everybody a thorough sniffing. And he was such a good dog, so serious and so professional.…
My husband is kind of a genius when it comes to smuggling drugs on airplanes and never tells me when he’s doing it because he knows it will give me a heart attack but the last time we went to Vegas we brought mushrooms (Cirque du Soleil, of course) and weed brownies. So for the mushrooms he emptied out a couple of tea…
My cat wakes me up with the sounds of her profound existential anxiety.
HOW DARE YOU
You know that feeling when you meet someone, maybe at a bar, maybe trading glances across a room full of flavored…
I’m going to tell you the moral of the story before I tell you the story itself: Pick up your dog’s poop. An Alaskan…
So far, this has been an extremely entertaining parade of completely un-electable candidates. The first debate should be an absolute laughfest.
Probably irrational but: I don't wear a lot of makeup in general, and feel pretty inept at it. Nevertheless I find it fascinating and wish I were better at it. Are the fancy Sephora ladies judging me when I go in there and but my one little rollerball of perfume or a lipgloss? If I ask them really basic questions (ie:…
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Trufax. I sew as a hobby, and am getting not terrible. But it's in NO way a money-saver. Not when I'm still throwing out 2/3 of my projects as lost causes.
As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.
Beatlejuice 2 Electric Boogerpoo.
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Did he misspell "shitass lesbians" first time around? That one gets 'em every time.
Every time I see stuff like this all I can think of are the jerks who think that women have it easier in the dating pool. If this is how women get treated by strangers without any solicitation, I can't imagine what it must be like actually electing to go on a date with some dude you don't really know. That's some…
I hope I never stop finding this funny.