She was a nurse who was cleared to travel from the CDC and after becoming symptomatic, decided to go shopping anyway. A nurse who may have ebola should know upon becoming symptomatic that they MAY HAVE EBOLA. THEN the store had to close down for weeks to decontaminate (mind you, they never held her financially…

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

Snort. Next you'll be asking why we call Erin MoGlo or why we call ourselves shitasses!

BRIMSG!

LOL, I'd like to think that the salt has some sanitary properties...

Your dick is small ya ya ya

You can't tell me our love is wrong!

One guy got busted by the RA on the day after Halloween, dressed as a pirate swigging Captain. Guy stayed in character. 'Arrrrrrggg' and 'Write up' were thrown around a lot. Captain Tim, you forever have my respect. RA Kirk, you were destined to lose that fight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_cult…

You can buy second hand rings...?

In Hawaii, and amongst my Native and American Indian friends, we don't call it "Columbus Day," we call it Invasion Day.

Yay for men from classic Hollywood! We always focus on old iconic bombshells like Marilyn Monroe but forget about the heartthrobs. You can have young Newman (who I like too) and I'll have young Brando. Granted, Newman aged way more gracefully than Brando did. But still... fully clothed or not, even Brando's most…

I worked in restaurants through high school and college. One time I went in for some minor surgery and when I woke up, the nurse asked me, "Do you work in a restaurant?" and I said, "Yes - why?" She said, "Just as you were going under, you shouted 'You can't seat 8 people at table 42!" Still to this day, whenever…

Re: In The Weeds

I don't think people from any other profession—besides people working in an ER or a continuous war-zone—can understand this feeling. I've worked several types of jobs, and even at its most stressful, an office or retail emergency is nothing compared to the feeling of having 30 people at once rightfully…

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Dear Rebecca,

I have a great idea for your next series. It involves you setting up an OKC profile. And then, y'know. Being Burt. Lots of screencaps.

I know this is a lot of work for you and that your S.O. might object, but I encourage you to ignore all those things in favor of the truly hysterical end results that I…

We are so not unicorns. I banged many dudes and have no regrets at all.