Ugh, that is disgusting and absolutely is the kind of casual jokey misogyny that is fucking everywhere in our culture.

You know something? I understand how you feel, and I understand somewhat why you feel that way. I DO often feel really self-conscious when I walk by women who are alone on the walking path near my house at night. I have a big dog and a big beard and I'm over six feet tall. I've got a wedding ring on, but I doubt that…

Dear #NotAllMen,

I was discussing with my father what misogyny was. And eventually he told me that in his experience (he has PTSD) people who experience trauma don't talk about it on a website. He said that if they were assaulted they should go to a police station and report it. I told him that it is a very personal crime and women…

#ItIsAllMen.

I'm fine with a little beef in my taint—I just don't like taint in my beef, AMIRITE LADIES!!?!?!?!?!?!!? [crumples to floor, face twisted in silent scream]

Needs more Fan Bingbing.

You beat me. WKRP and Welcome Back, def. WHO ELSE EVEN REMEMBERS CHICO AND THE MAN??? You win.

I would take Welcome back Kotter, Chico and the man, and WKRP over the Jefferson.

These are my reward for dropping 10 pounds. I. Can. Not. Wait.

Oh man. Does that mean these are coming back next?

Yes. Yes I would like a pair of those very much. They seem to work quite nicely. How much for the wings?

I want a set of Maleficent horns. And I want to wear them to meetings and scare the shit out of people. That would make me very, very happy.

THIS

Pretty sure I'm the one solely responsible for drinking all the wine in Texas. Also I cry bullshit on the whole thing anyway because I drank 5 liters of wine this weekend multiply that times every weekend of the year plus all the times I drink wine during the week equals I win, ha, ergo suck it everywhere else.…

Rebecca, why you lying. I'm listening to his pie story. I'm not impressed. I need to meet the people who find Jesus through this man. I think they'd make me feel better about myself.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

As both a hater of Kris Jenner and as a former art history major, I can only say BRAVA, Callie! Done like a BOSS.

I so want to believe that Kimye is the greatest piece of performance art the world has ever known.