I have never been on Facebook. I am not an internet avoider either, I am online everyday but I have never given in to getting a Facebook account or gotten on anyone else's Facebook page for that matter.

No, I cannot allow the hipsters to take PBR. Boone's Farm 4eva!

Agreed. Fuzzy Navel 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!

All the money in the world, and he can't wash under his nails? Ugh.

can we talk about how dirty these nails are?!

CANDY NECKLACE! My 4-yr old self triumphed.

You wear the hell out of those bright colors, friend. Do it for those of us who cannot. We salute you.

Love,
A pasty girl who gave up on neon yellow and fuchsia long, long ago.

I despise about every single thing Google glass represents. It's the epitome of losing all privacy. Why would you even WANT to videotape everything you see?

Certainly we can all agree, that Citizen Dick > Hey That's My Bike.

That will be $17,000 please.

Empty beer bottles, crumples newspapers, ash...YOU GUYS MY KITCHEN FLOOR IS A MASTERPIECE. I'M FINALLY USING MY ART DEGREE.

THIS. The oil cleansing method is actually amazing and wonderful and perfect.

I think she deserves the last word.

The funeral, as they say, is for the living. So I would argue, do whatever you have to to get the taint of the dead off you.

1-800-Flowers doesn't ruin lives. Entitled brats ruin lives. What a heinous bitch his ex-girlfriend must be.

Very true. Is she provoking? Yes. Thought provoking? No. Miley needs to upgrade the intelligence of her act. Anyone can be crass and lewd for attention. Plenty of people have tread this well-worn path. We're watching her because she's making an ass of herself and that's fine with us. She can be our ass and we'll allow…

Who does this guy think he is, Luke Skywalker?

You kids and your Tinders and your Tweets.

Agreed, but I really meant Democratic women legislators. It would be fun to see GOP male legislators have to defend and justify this practice.

I think that a lot of the work of feminism has been centered around making it ok for women to choose not to have children (an incomplete project, still). So I totally get how it must feel like a lot of what you encounter is sort of weighted to the other side. BUT realize that every. other. thing. in the fucking world…