Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.

It would be amazing if they had some angry ones. "Go away." "Want divorce." "Nope."

I'm guessing these two didn't help.

Naythyn? No. For God fucking sake, NO.

In the spirit of the holiday season, I'm going to assume that "N-Word" refers to Ninny-muggins. As in, cotton headed ninny muggins.

I could listen to the live version of "Tyrone" all day every day for the rest of my life. Also Givenchy makes beautiful clothes (that I could never afford but love to look at on the internet). I only wish Erykah Badu was actually collaborating on the collection. Although, I guess Tisci does say he had her in mind when…

I didn't check the writer byline but when I saw this:

"I'd never NOT be wearing a tiara. I'd have a special pooping tiara made out of Jared's "chocolate diamonds." I'd do it. I would. [E!]"

I love that this is tagged as Tech.

Thanks for posting this. After becoming a more regular Jezebel commenter, I decided to beef up my understanding of feminism (and revisit a lot of study that I have done on poverty, systemic racism and educational disparities by seeking out college level syllabi and just digging in. This is a great start.

Honestly, now I feel a compulsive urge to buy LV.

UGH, James Franco. He loves attention more than Kanye pretends to hate it.

IT is AWESOME in emergencies because I always have a tampon! Also I love doing it around a bunch of stoner dudes and they're all impressed and yet squicked out by smoking a tampon-branded joint, LOL. ;)

If this is true, I think my cat is Marina Abramovic in a thrift store fur coat.

There is nothing better ON THIS EARTH than my grandmother's fried chicken, which involves a whole bunch of buttermilk and is fried in lard. It is the single most delicious thing in the universe and is the #1 choice for my last meal.

My sister's going to be 13 this month, and my brother's gonna be 15 in December. I tell my sister to always stick up for what feels right to her, no matter the situation. I've had really in-depth talks with them both, but especially my brother about consent and what that means and how it works. I don't know if he's…

Ok, I will be the one to say it then.... John Galliano is a recovering alcoholic. I am not defending his actions, but he has publicly apologized multiple times and seems genuinely contrite and sincere. Anyone who thinks they have never behaved like an asshole while drunk is lying to themselves.