Yup, that’s her. She’s horrible. I read XOJane daily and she hadn’t written an article in almost a year so I hoped she was gone. No such luck.

Stassa briefly mentions titles of other articles she’s written, & I’m pretty sure that’s one in the same.

*sounds of Bob Belcher GROANING*

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

A trained psychiatrist evaluated him and they are usually really good at reading bullshit. I would assume this one would be especially good at it because they work with the courts.

The anti-choice (or to use the term I prefer, pro-forced-birth) movement, or at least a significant number of its adherents, is well aware that its rhetoric inspires unbalanced nutjobs to commit murder.

“All of his weapons were legally purchased.”

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

Bones can give me the bone anytime

It’d be sexier if she were knocked up by Karl Urban.

Moving on, Nicole Kidman is 48 and pregnant with her third child with Australian flat iron salesman Keith Urban. (I forgot they had two.) (I regularly forget they’re married.) (I sometimes forget Urban exists.)

Nope, because there is a current Janet Jackson “Pregnant at 50!” making the rounds.

• Khloe Kardashian thinks “everything” Caitlyn Jenner does “is just for TV and ratings.”

I’m going on 47 and if I turned up pregnant (let alone with my *4th child) I would hurl myself off the nearest cliff.

Nicole Kidman is 48 and had her youngest child by using a surrogate. You’d think the tabloids could invent something a little more believable. Do women get to escape pregnancy rumors when they turn 50? When they publicly have hysterectomies? Ever?

Wait, is “Photoshopped” now just a term for any special effect that makes someone look different? Cause it’s more likely she was “Nuked”, maybe even “Fusioned”, or if it was a cheap studio she might have been “After Effect-ed”.

Right? She’s not important enough that she gets to preview her music video before it goes live... but she IS important enough to have it immediately yanked? uh huh.

I 100% refuse to believe she didn’t see the video before it was released. This is a classic publicity stunt. It fits into a popular media and cultural narrative, promotes her new single/album, and feeds classic tropes (big mean label versus artist).

THIS THIS THIS.