Currently going through and only liking the same-sex couples.

I was going to post this photo of me kissing my adorable boyfriend ('s awesome coffee mug, because BF is out of the house), but when I say all the great photos of gay couples kissing, I decided against it. They've had to fight too hard and I kind of felt like I'd be belittling their much more important point. I…

My sentiments exactly! My other thought was to post our picture along with "We hooked up approximately 20 seconds after our first kiss, which happened 2 weeks after we met and 2 years before we got married. We could not be happier with our choices."

I think if you tried to raise 20 kids to follow an insane amount of arbitrary rules that completely contradict their natural instinct then, yeah, you'd probably feel "grateful" (read: relieved) when they "achieved" it.

Just saw this one and I'll be scrolling for more. Love the responses!

And they also get free healthcare because Jim Bob did one term in the House.

Yes, that picture contradicts every little lying word in that statement.

We are so grateful they waited to share their first kiss until after marriage.

Is that honestly what the Duggers think is a passion filled kiss? Because that makes me sad. Although, admittedly, less sad than the fact that all 300 of them don't have to pay taxes.

I wish I had a boyfriend and 19 cabbage patch dolls to hold in my arms as I kissed him.

That is, perhaps, the most chemistry-free kiss I've ever seen. The stress ball has more passion than Michelle and Jim Bob.

Jim Bob's words:

*Calls up my all my guy friends* Alright guys, we have been waiting for this moment. Time to troll & promote ourselves, as 50 Shades of Gay Guys.

I have a toaster over and it is the best thing ever. As a single person who eats probably way to much popcorn chicken it is a great way to cook up one serving of food (and it save on electric). It is always a great way to re-heat pizza slices. True story, I once cooked a Cornish hen in mine.

I also use my crock-pot…

Misto!! You put olive oil in it and then you can use it as a replacement for crisco/PAM/butter, whatever spray you normally use for cooking. I also mist my salad with it and use it as dressing. Or bread to make garlic bread.

I'm not usually one to complain about magazine covers, but my god, the expressiveness of Farrow's shot! Beside her, Swift looks blank, like any emotion has been air-brushed away.

That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful.

I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.