So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

I usually find the "Random female celebrity is pregnant because she touched her stomach/ate a burrito/gained two pounds" stories to be totally absurd, but the Portia/Ellen one is INFURIATING. You're going to say that a woman who has publicly stated that she has no intention of ever having kids AND that she's battled…

But dancing leads to CARD PLAYING! And we mustn't have that.

My face reading the Duggars story:

An older friend of mine likes to tell the story of two of his friends from college who waited until they were married to do anything more than kiss. They never told anyone what happened on their wedding night, but whatever it was, it was bad enough that the woman initiated a divorce (or annulment? not sure which) the…

"So, just to reiterate: the Duggars are forbidden from making bodily contact with men until married, but after marriage they must be willing to have sex whenever their husbands want"

You don't have a problem with that line? Perhaps I am overreacting. But I would have hoped that newly-funded research with female subjects could, y'know, be first and foremost about helping women, rather than the end game being improving the medical outcome for men.

PSA PSA: THIS IS THE APPROPRIATE USE OF
'FEMALE.'

CHEW ASPIRIN before swallowing do not just swallow aspirin if you think you are experiencing a heart attack.

Obviously everyone on this site just hates attractive women. That's why all the posts on Beyonce and JLaw and etc.

Weren't they just yelling at her the other day about interning at Planned Parenthood?

I'll add to the sadness. I saw these at target today.

Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

The first rule of Pie Club is you do not talk about Pie Club. The second rule of Pie Club is we tend to be good on fruit, so maybe consider bringing a nice coconut cream or Pecan next time.

My dad called on a Saturday to say my mom wasn't feeling well. Upset tummy, shoulder pain, having trouble keeping anything down, but she was resting on the couch. Flu! Typical symptoms and it had been going around that year. Don't come over, she says don't bother.

Those taste like the dried organs of dead babies.

This is so damned frustrating. You write "In Android, go to Settings > Language & input > Personal dictionary)". There isn't any 'Language & input' on my Samsung GTI1500's Settings menu. There is 'Language & keyboard', but no mention under that of any sort of dictionary, personal or otherwise. So you must be talking…