So several days of police attacking peaceful protestors gets a yawn from the state, but "a handful of looters" warrants a state of emergency declaration?

Tina Belcher is editing OK! now.

Stoned people love crafting. Trust.

Kate Middleton and her mother-in-law, the Queen of England...

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No, this is a thing that has never happened before and means the world is ending. Let me link you to my doomsday gofundme account.

You know that part in The Handmaid's Tale, where Offred described how Serena Joy was some powerful bigshot anti-feminist fundamentalist televangelist in the old America. And when Gilead was created and everything that she preached for came true, all she's left in her pathetic little life with is the power to make a…

If only he had installed an app asking him if he was sure...

It's not meant to stop the bullies, it's meant to stop the non-self-professed bullies from turning a one line reply into a doggie pile that spiral out of control and onto the six-o-clock-news.

They are probably going "Awesome! Now I don't need to get that bitch a gift!"

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

So you want kids wearing gimp suits that haven't been properly cared for!?

People: I'm pretty sure the part about bondage is simply acknowledging that it exists, rather than detailed instructions on how to properly clean and maintain your gimp suit.

But it's a paragraph in a textbook, not a day-long retreat on shibari. It just seems a little silly to pretend like it doesn't exist when you literally cannot avoid Fifty Shades of Grey.

What I culled from this story: now I know what stamps we're putting on our wedding invitations. IMPORTANT DECISION.

My husband grows peppers and tomatoes tons of fucking peppers. They are "super hots" and he eats them and claims that if they are super, super spicy he gets high off them so I'm like whatever. His garden requires a lot of time and effort, and sometimes it's annoying but now I am really fucking thankful that "me…

Jim-Bob.

There are penises in every city, believe it or not.

The pubes are the best part.

You are so bad ass. Once everyone knows how hard you are, no one will try to burglarize your home!