With lots and lots of high grade explosives.

As an Internet commenter, this basement is incredibly musty.

Car sized?

As a former kickboxer, that punch was weak as hell and connected poorly. It wouldn't kill a fly

I challenge anybody to find anything better on the Internets than "Why your Team Sucks 2013".

Fred: What happened?

Any new nicknames to replace McDreamy? Perhaps McSlipStreamy?

The good news is that Matt Leinart will never have a concussion problem for essentially the same reason that R.A. Dickey will never have Tommy John surgery.

Crack Pipe <<=====|H====>> Nice Price

Fuck you nerd

"now" offering..

I really really doubt it. The Top Gear guys always find something to hate about American cars.

I would drink that car's bathwater...

These are impressive numbers for sure. The best part is that Edmunds did this test in California, which means they did it on California's crappy maximum 91 octane gas. We can't wait to see if anyone does better on superior 93 octane gas in states that aren't run by performance-hating communists. (Joking, of course.)

and may I add Espolon, a classy tequila with a bitchin bottle

Gran Gala. Indistinguishable from Grand Marnier, but half price. Done and done.