You wan't to know why people are turned off by diesels:

Is the Viper a great driver's-car? No.

No GT-R was EVER an economy car. Simple.

Does this count? Cause then this.

HEY!

No, it will be using the patented CNN Steam Turbo*

"Somebody's home brewed electric CRX? I'd electrocute my srcotum before I paid $9,999 for that."-Nikola Tesla

Fuck the Titanic. Sure, it had four stacks but I'll take this ocean-liner over that sunken, Irish-built hunk of history any day.

Really? No, "In Soviet Russia, bear on motorcycle hits YOU" comment yet?

appropriate use of all caps.

I SAW ONE OF THOSE IN REAL LIFE THE OTHER DAY I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

Wait, but the city's not under wa....ohh...

i would say it WAS cool. a lot cooler on the way up then back down past me.

Why didn't they just use this one?

Is it just me or do the Caprice's door handles look like flying saucers when I squint?

I think they should go with something a bit more recent, don't you?