How about not being an asshole.

Troll much?

Jebus crist I have to assume there are better ways to spend that money for some brand recognition...

That is actually the perfect BMW because it is impossible for it to not take up at least two parking spaces.

Shorthand, yo

The pictured truck looks to have a moonroof... Finding this individual should be pretty easy.

Find him. Strap fireworks to him. Light fireworks. Justice.

Found

If three white teenagers had brutally murdered a black man a large city would have already been burned to the ground.

I really hate when people manipulate statistics so crookedly like Deputy Prime Minister Fischer is doing.

Oh yeah? Well, our armed, ennui-ridden youth are gonna boycott the Outback Steakhouse then ... how do you like that Mr. Deputy Dog from New Austriazealand or whatever the fuck

Max Hoffman is spinning in his grave right now, you could probably wrap some copper coils around him and power a small city. CP.

They were also allegedly "yelling at each other"

Ugh. I hate it when couples start dressing alike.

I will forever maintain that VW ruined the R32 by axing the VR6 engine.

Yea, 300hp and all but...wheres the center exhaust?

Wondering when Google will just roll Waze's social features into Maps as an option. Love the social aspect of Waze, but prefer Maps overall.

So wait, Regis Philbin hosts a sports talk show. And Michael Strahan hosts a daytime general interest talk show.

I get what you're saying but fuck man. Even at 15 I understood that killing people was wrong and on those days I was particularly bored I was more than happy to abuse myself with internet porn rather than grab a gun and shoot someone.