This is what I would imagine Tom would say, “It pays quite well, thank you. Since I have a fetish for taller than me women, my options are endless. My biggest hurdle there is getting them to sign a NDA and joining my cult. Speaking of hurdles, yeah I have those written out of my contracts for obvious reasons.”

I make polenta with cheddar and diced jalapenos stirred in, then I drop spoon fulls of it onto a nonstick pan and cook it like pancake batter until it is golden brown on both sides, giving you the same crispy browned cheddar flavor with a kick of jalapeno. I usually serve with steak and have made a few “tacos” from…

Pick better villains, since that’s the only reason you could possibly think that’s heroic.

I barely paid attention to it. It was in LA, though, so a whole bunch of people ate it up. Sports gonna sport.

The first time I saw John Williams conduct live at the Hollywood Bowl a few years ago, they had Kobe come out onstage and read that dumb-ass poem or whatever it was that he wrote about basketball. The animated short that went with it played on the screen behind him, the orchestra scored it live to picture, people…

It was a duty as much as it was an opportunity. 

Offal? Doesn’t sound that bad, really. 

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

This,

I’m a huge grammar nerd but this is unnecessary. In this case it’s more important to listen to what he has in his heart than to make classist comments about how he got his message across. It’s a screenshot of the Notes app, posted to Instagram. He’s not submitting a statement to Congress.

His writing is pretty awful. Ariana Grande seems to be barely literate too. Is this the result of them not going to school because they were working child stars?

It’s because of the silent rage. 

Cool

Welcome to White Castle

Aw, buddy.

Ha ha your parents hated you

i used the $400+ on other bills, sorry

I’ve been enjoying the short hair Zelda fan art coming out from all over the world, but I’ve also seen plenty of people talking about the “Rehydrated Ganondorf”, and the one thing I love most are the jokes.

He may be well hydrated but there’s a lot of girls and guys suffering from some serious thirst as a result.

I liked what they did with the Jedi Knight academy games which were sorta cannon before these new sequels. Luke restarts the Jedi order but tones it down a lot and gives them a lot more freedom.