The only acceptable outcome.

Truly, Team No One.

Something that was glossed over: will Smith is the genie?? Fuck this movie, then. He has no talent and yet keeps on getting cast in these movies. My only hope is the genie is CGIed enough that I don’t have to see the furrowed brow/puppy dog eye look that’s his go to ‘emotional’ face. Pathetic.

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

It never ceases to amaze me when you see multimillionaires, usually in sports or acting, get bagged by the IRS. If you suddenly come into millions of dollars there’s two phone calls you make right away. One to a good tax attorney and one to a good accounting firm. Not to your local Bugatti dealership.

Has Mayweather learned to read yet or is someone else reading the IRS letters to him?

Soothing images, forsooth:

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

“We deeply apologize to Ms. Yamauchi and her son for this experience.”

Yeah, he would never use a colon even remotely correctly.

Punctuation is far too advanced! Good effort, though.

If you have a Costco card, the Kirkland Signature hot dogs are manufactured by Hebrew National. Great deal if you need a lot of hot dogs.

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Can you imagine having to “party” with Ivanka and Jared?

I’m one of the assistant T.O.s for the Ottawa scene (Mehtagame is the main dude) and was commentating this set with Rich.

I would say any life is priceless, yet life insurance pays according to the monthly premiums.

I mean, they have to assign a value to insure it, right? A company isn’t going to be like, “Yes, that’s worth infinity dollars.” :P

When in doubt, pull it out.