Nthouse
Nthouse
Nthouse

Look, he made it entertaining so you actually LISTENED to the instructions. And people will sue an airline if there's one too many ice cubes in the cheap scotch they ordered, so really this isn't much of a worry. I'm also willing to bet this cat would kick into serious rescue mode if an emergency ever arose.

I'm a pilot. The FAA, wisely, does not require specific verbiage for the passenger briefing, only that it includes specific information that may be supplemented by a printed card for those who didn't (or couldn't) understand (see 14 CFR 91.519, and related sections including 103, 105, 107, and 1035). In other words,

He focused on everything that needed to be said in a fun way that actually compelled people to listen. Lighten up already, please.

Sure, it's full of jokes, but he still gives every piece of information you need. And people are probably more likely to listen if it's interesting.

It's ultra frustrating, because by Yelps own rules those reviews should by taken down.

I read a Google review the other night where the lady complained that when she asked about vegan options for breakfast tacos (yes the super popular breakfast tacos here in Austin, land of the hipsters) the person told her "You can do potato and cheese" or something like that and that was only the tip of her complaint.

Why would you ever fill a wonton with nothing but fluid? And then fry it? You're just serving a crusty bladder of warm beer. That's fucking disgusting.

If you can find someone willing, I'll sponsor the research ... in other words, I'll pay for the sandwich. BUT THERE MUST BE PICTURES.

So watery...but with a smack of beer!

So would I. ABSOLUTELY so would I.

I would pay good money to watch someone eat this. And photograph it.