The only thing that's about to be "tearing up" anything is your tender butthole after 3 Bloody Mary's laced with this poison. That and probably your face will be tearing up (different word same spelling! yea!) because you'll be crying.

@harleyquinoa

Yea, people named Zoe(y) are usually pretty rad. 8)

omg can we be irl friends.

awwww don't make me cry too ;~; I cry too easy... tears streaming

I love this. Somebody can put ME in a pokeball! ;)

-hoog-

Most girls will tell me I'm insane, but as a trans girl I really wish I could get a period :<

I read the reason for this lawsuit out loud to my friends and they were shocked that this can even be legal.

I am very much getting one for my girlfriend.

oh no! i was born then!