Right? Hillary, like, spends her free time hiking in the woods and walking her dogs. Trump eats like Slimer from Ghostbusters and took a golf cart through Sicily because he couldn’t be arsed to walk 700 yards with the other world leaders.

It’s amazing that people who look Giuliani and Trump are confident enough to make fun of the way women look. And Hillary Clinton is far more attractive than they have ever been. Where does that kind of undeserved self esteem come from?

I’m having a hard time with this, I have to admit. Lewinsky did not deserve to be a media punching bag. She did not deserve to experience any part of the horrible circus we all witnessed. The Starr investigation is so vivid in my mind. I remember feeling so so sorry for her and I still do. What kind of life has this…

They’ve been broken up for a long time. He was in a relationship with Sarah Silverman for quite a while after that and they’ve recently broken up, but it seems like she’s still close with him and his daughter and Kate Beckinsale. Maybe you find him creepy because he does a lot of bizarre roles? Cause honestly I don’t…

I honestly don’t think he has any of his own. His is the most unprincipled man I’ve ever seen. And I don’t even say this because I hate him, which I do, he just literally has no morals, principles or values.

I don’t agree. Loyalty for trump is strictly a one way street. It flows only to him or to his projection proxies (racists, supremacists and misogynistic assholes).

Love Jez- but can you take more than 5 minutes to full understand the story you’re writing about before making a clickbait/false headline?

As an upper-elementary teacher, I kind of like it when kids screw up once in a while on homework, though- it means that they’re going to learn what a 0 can do to a grade the hard way (a.k.a. the way the’ll remember it) before grades begin to “matter” in high school.

I’m a high school teacher. On Thursday we had a scheduled lock-down drill. After this shooting, I took it upon myself to explain to my kids how very real and necessary the lock-down drills are to keeping them safe. I had to coach them on the safest places in the classroom to hide so they wouldn’t be seen from the…

Show him these responses!

I assume the hair situation is likely at the core of most, if not all, of these payoffs we’re hearing about. No one can hear the truth about the hair!

Dope Tricks

If you don’t have kids, leave now. It’s only going to get worse.

I adore no unnecessary chit-chat. So let me ask this:

“We are knitting a blanket for our president’s child,”

She earned her position the same way everyone else did in this administration. She knew the right person. She was willing to leave her integrity and honor at the door. She blew smoke up the great one’s ass. Her looks may be an asset, but she worked her way to the top just like the rest of them. No one in this…

No, it’s Trump’s fault. He was the one who rescinded Obama’s protections. He was the one to reject every compromise negotiated in the Senate. Not Democrats. There’s only so much they can do being in the minority in Congress and not occupying the White House.

“It turns out that Girl Scouts can only sell cookies outside a business if they get a permit”

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

What lunatic has a second child just so the first doesn’t have ‘to face an environmental collapse alone.’????