I gotta tell you, Michael’s IS my safe space and I will be fucking pissed if anyone comes into my store and ruins my experience. By God, you WILL stand in an ordered queue and you WILL keep your tantrum restricted to those under the age of 10 thank you very much.

Well it was either that for British TV or the 19th in a series of increasingly depressing murder mysteries set in a drab town where the lead detective has some personal connection to the tragic victim.

Elizabeth is still the worst. List of Poldark Worsts:

Second grade. They got to hide in the bathroom in kindergarten but they’re all too big now to fit in one small room. The run-hide-fight sounds new to this year (unless she just didn’t tell me, which in this situation is unlikely). Each time she talks about lockdown drills I die a little bit inside.

I see one idiot gun owner right now. Gun laws apparently don’t apply to you. How many other “responsible” owners think they’re above the law, too? That’s a lot of armed idiots. Please prove how your non-military and non-police training makes you in any way qualified to handle a shooter armed with an semi-automatic…

So, you break the law because you assume you’re some sort of commando. ok, then.

I’m confident that every logical fallacy he learned for winning arguments on the Internet will stand up nicely in a court of law.

But don’t pray too hard...I announced on Facebook that my grandfather was in the hospital, battling cancer; so many people prayed for him that he got super strong and ended up destroying like half the hospital wing. It took 9 horse tranquilizers to bring him down, it was awful.

Yeah, I’m with the men on this one. How is criticizing her for what she said sexist. They didn’t say, “Hey a lady shouldn’t talk back to her boss.”

My elementary school-aged kids learned the run, fight, hide too. And man does it rip my heart out that we all know this from school and work.

Tell him to hurry the fuck up.

When is Obama coming for the guns, again?

The five stages of coping with spree killings:

Aww hell, I woke up in this world again.

Isn’t it GREAT that we now have to have a “stop, drop and roll” for active shooter situations at schools? JUST GREAT. (heavy, sobbing sarcasm)

I’m from the Midwest I’m pretty sure we all say Nip it in the Butt... As many of us have been bitten by dogs hahahaha

Isn’t it ironic that Trump was such a disaster of a human being that it actually detracted from the more serious scandals like his foreign business entanglements?

I did the same. Someo fthose responses ranged from disheartening to terrifying. The one from the Florida elector is literally a guy who is the chairman of Trump’s Flordia campaign, so the likelihood of these assholes doing the right thing is zip.

I don’t even know if it would be a bad thing for press outlets to be denied credentials. Trump is belligerent and evasive and openly hostile to the press. During the campaign, he tricked reporters in his press pool into airing elaborate commercials for his hotels, and he used them as props as his rallies, siccing his…

I emailed the electoral college recently. I got some half-literate responses (one read in full: “on Beaver Island Deer Hunting hope to kill 3 deer. Please hold all emails. Thanks. GO TRUMP”), some sanctimonious responses, and mostly a lot of nothing. A friend received a postcard from an elector with just the word…