Just want to put out the list of guys with 3,000 hits/450 HRs

Always that one douche that has to bring trump and politics into it. Umpire blows for doing that to him. But for everyone’s sake you should be ejected from life

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

Um...what?

David Price isn’t any fun, but you think the rest of the team is unlikeable?
I don’t think we’re watching the same team.

Odds are 28:3 that this ever gets finished.

Real good look for the mom too. Ducking behind her child when the shit begins to fly. Kid crying seals the deal. Weak family, bad genes. They’ll be dead in the first big winter

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

I know this is a troll article but putting both Ænima and Sargent Pepper On this list is a travesty.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

Fast forward to his Hall of Fame induction ceremony and this angry lil fella will shed a tear and write a Facebook post about how lucky he was to have gotten to watch him play.

Ahhh Detroit, where Hall of Fame careers are nurtured, locked in a car seat, and rolled slowly into the river. Because if Mommy can’t have you, no one can

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Calling it “stealing” is problematic, considering the crime issues in both Oakland and the South Side of Chicago. I know, because I’m working on a Master’s Degree.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

Fuck Portland. The sympathetic and concerned citizens of Portland even found reasons to hate on bike share.