A ‘great Yankee’ is kinda like a ‘lovely case of syphilis’

I want the Pats to win the Super Bowl just to see if Goodell hands them the trophy. I know it’s usually handed to the owner by the Commissioner but if they sent Brady up there first, all smiles, it would be simply the best. Just to really rub it in.

Weird, Roger Goodell is a gutless craven douchelord.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

It would be interesting to tell this to a super SJW person Prius driver.

I hope you enjoyed this brief walk through NBA history.

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU REPORTING THIS AS NEWS?! God I can’t wait for none of the mainstream media to have a seat at the table when Trump gets in office.

People today don’t know how to travel in inclement weather anymore. Just take some women and kids with you. They’re essentially food that carries itself.

Honest suggestion: cut it out on a 12"x12" square have OBJ sign it, frame it and auction it off. The proceeds can go to some charity that helps kids (or whatever...I dunno, I’m not Gandhi).

I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

What a shock, a liberal can’t accept the opinions of others.

I voted for him because I felt that he would do an absolutely terrible job and would alienate the republican base so badly that it had no choice but to face facts and accept that conservative economic models do not help them.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

IT’S A CARP!

In a move that is notable mostly because it will shut up Red Sox fans just a little bit, the Sox have traded embattled pitcher Clay Buchholz to the Phillies for Josh Tobias, a prospect you’ve never heard of.

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

“DONATE TODAY TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD” after his next ridiculous touchdown.