Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

he can’t read yet

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Once again the real villian is whoever filmed this.... LANDSCAPE!

Or maybe just smoke your weed and chill the fuck out.

To be fair, the return guy tried to call his teammate off, but he couldn’t be heard over the roar of all 2500 fans in attendance.

This seems like something right up ESPN The Ocho’s alley.

Yo momma so nasty, she keeps a separate email server for her side pieces

Fire Roger Goodell.

English farmer Maud Lee and her daughter Pat enjoying tea with their lamb Betty in 1949

Allow a coach to challenge ANYTHING! He only has 2-3 per game maximum, so it wouldn’t slow the game down. Any play, any penalty, any LACK of a penalty. Hell, if Rex Ryan wants to challenge the listed weight of the kicker, fuck it let him do it.

You would think with the election just three weeks away, that the DNC would be able to keep its shit together.

The trick is to injure and cauterize at the same time.

Haha! Committing a crime because you disagree with someone’s politics! Haha!

Not anymore, the rematch was pretty good.

If the NFL really wanted to do something about TV ratings, they’d stop airing Jets games.

I’m so sorry for Mr. Gays loss but I’m a father and was wondering who lets their 15 year old daughter hang out at 4AM?

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

theres like a whole section of the body between the head and knees...