I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

This is tragic, but why is a fifteen year old out at 4 AM?

I’ll be honest. I thought the “Dutch Reach” was going to be...something else. But this is good too!

Not yet...

Maybe giving that money back to the 49ers is what people meant when they said he should be doing more for charity cases.

I wonder what Aaron Hernandez’s actual body count would be if Tebow didn’t raise so many of his victims back from the dead.

If Brandon Marshall and Martellus Bennett were any indication, the McCaskeys are gonna have Jeffery’s ass out the door and ask for only peanuts in return. The correct way to build a team is to get rid of the talented players who prefer not to play on a shitty roster.

Seriously, dude? Even Ken Bone has made up his mind on this debate. #notasandwich

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

I don’t know, man. I’m no gun nut, but a dude getting stabbed in the face a whole bunch of times in his own yard by some psycho the one time he wasn’t packing seems like about the best case for concealed carry I’ve ever heard.

Really so many baseball team nicknames are offensive to some degree:

If the NFL doesn’t want teams posting instant highlights then maybe they should stop putting the Browns on their schedules.

It’s roughly like metric/imperial measurements.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Earlier police composite sketch.

we as a society aren’t putting him down... He made the decision to forfeit his right to life when he took two others in such a brutal fashion. That’s on him - not on me or society. I’ll probably be doing something really cool at the moment he’s dying.

Yes, where the state punishes you accordingly for your crime of murder.

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.