“Secretary Clinton, would you advocate for defending the US from incoming missiles using a Laser Show?”

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

Morelli blew dead a 1st down run for the Pats because “the officials weren’t in position.” Pats ended up fumbling 2 plays later. He’s such a fucking joke it’s sad. What does he have to do to lose his ref position, shoot a player on the field?

Sure, marijuana abuse is 10 weeks, but if he’d said he was abusing Mary Jane, he’d have seen 2 or 3 weeks, tops.

Seems to me libertarianism is about as American as it gets. Socially inclusive yet wanting freedom from overbearing government. Problem is, few people know what the Libertarian Party is about and think it’s some sort of anarchist Republican spin off

I hate the Red Sox with a passion, but the “Not the first time some Yankees lost a ring with the Red Sox in town” joke practically writes itself here.

Yeah, he didn’t look right against the Pats.

It’s probably for the best. New Yorkers are insufferable every time a Yankee gets a ring.

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Live by the bargain-rate kicker, die by the... actually, you know what? It’s Cleveland. If he’d hit all six, they’d have still found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

If only the Patriots had done this, then John Harbaugh could have gone on a crusade about gamesmanship and gotten the rules changed in the off-season.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Just waiting for all the sore losers to start with the cheating comments.

I’d be upset too if someone brought a store-bought pie to a farm-to-table event.

Interesting, my only experience has been with the word being applied to what might be considered “po’ white trash” - carnies (literally) and those a little rough around the edges who sometimes go door-to-door. Might be a regional thing, I grew up in a very white area.

Would you expect any less, this day and age? If 9/11 happened today, we’d have selfies from Flight 93.

Can we end the hall of fame “debate” about DH yet

Islamic terrorism goes back to the early 70s. So whatever foreign policy you’re blaming, it’s been in place for awhile

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.