Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

When I become a dad, dad rock will be things like Tool, Nine Inch Nails, RATM, KORN, Third Eye Blind (hell yeah), Deftones, not that bullshit glamour “metal”. I will drive them to kindergarten every morning and they’re going to be so goddamn amped up from the music that they’ll punch a fucking hole through their…

+1 footlong

Also, didn’t John Goodman ask to be written out of the show because he couldn’t stand Roseanne Barr? I wonder why he could come back for this?

Fusilli Jerry

Just laughed and said coaxial cable in front of four kids and my in laws. This should lead to a great explanation.

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

Damn. Steve Kerr has really let himself go.

Other than seeing him play football, I know nothing of Schuster.  I think the tweet is pretty funny, assuming the correct tone.  Even failing that, it’s still kind of funny.

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

This is why you go to a “touchless” car wash, which is just a fancy power washer and soap sprayed at many different angles.

Also consider that the V60 for $370 requires an up front lease payment of some sort (maybe $1,500?), right? Volvo Care requires no upfront payment.

When the Nissan “inspection scandal” came out, someone else said something along these lines: if the certified inspections weren’t being performed properly for decades, and nobody noticed until now, what value was the inspection in the first place?

1st Gear: Subaru Will Better Itself Personally, OK?

What I and other people who are not Americans see:

who did it better though???

“I motored to the Tim Horton’s the other rotation to procure some holed buns and chicory and the queue was meurtre...”

“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.

Dead people rotting in front of their TV’s and people who can’t find their remotes are the keys to ratings success at CBS. Every show they have can’t be “TV’s #1 show” in whatever category they are in.

Ismael, how dare you suggest that we were hackily reading off TelePrompters the whole time and that there was not an actual Deadspin Award for Most Intense Pentakill In A League Of Legends Final. Eat shit.