I don’t see any reason to air my personal laundry in a post about autos. Also little Amos Yoder is doing fine, not that you ever ask.

any Nissan purchased with a CVT transmission is an exercise in self-loathing and hatred. 

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Probably some herb. 

I’m tickled ya’ll have a hankering for my truck, as long as you keep your hands off my nutz. I think I remember you coming inside and making comments about my truck.

That's a dope lunch

Wow, I’m surprised at the interest in my lunch - a mix of dark and white turkey meat, provolone, bacon, some dark green ruffled lettuce (not sure the name of it, it’s what was left in the fridge) and deli mustard. Bread is Pepperidge Farm swirly rye. Leftover apple pie warmed in microwave. I made the pie. Best part of…

Name any car company.  They make a car people would race in.  

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

Hey everyone - If you install ublock origin, go to its settings, select My Filters, and then paste:

Just so TPTB know the impact of their stupidity, I used to have my ad blocker turned off for Jalopnik and its sister sites. I don’t anymore. Shields are at maximum.

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

Cottage cheese should probably just be banned all together. 

Come on, give it a fair chance.

I can only hear this in the Car Talk guys’ voices - “John Bugsy Lawler, back from the dominant, prominent, malcontent, nonevent, rubber cement, breach of trust with fraudulent intent pussy...”

Smarties.  I ain’t even care.

Smarties.  I ain’t even care.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”