This is all a plot by the Republicans to make it appear that Trump isn’t the most senile person in Washington DC.

It should be noted that my math was wrong. I calculated the are off the diameter and not the radius. So all values are off by 4 times. So just divide all my forces by 4.

Crosby has been in the public eye in Canada for about 14 years now. If he has any real interests in anything other than hockey I don’t know if it’s ever been mentioned. If he’s passionate about anything or is even aware of the world around him it’s never gotten much time.

All. The. Salt.

Tonight’s 3 Stars of the Game:

the ocean is fucked up

“shared autonomy”

Needs more headlights.

I know how he feels, I got drunk and thought I could make a ball bearing Blizzard, the machine blew up and DQ is garnishing my wages at a 99% clip to cover the loss.

Caps fans are the worst

“Penguins Beat Capitals After Late Fleury Of Insane Saves” Fixed.

It’s my favorite annual rite of spring: the Penguins ripping the heart out of Capitals’ fans collective chest, in the most painful way possible.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

Wee Are

Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]

ISAIAH THOMAS LOSES SISTER —-> SCORES 33 POINTS

ZACH WERENSKI GETS A BOOBOO ON HIS EYE —-> OUT FOR THE SEASON

DeMuro got paid in Sizzler coupons. Hmmm I wonder if that’s why he left...

That off-roadster is awesome. But, is it Excellent?

Awesome.

For version 2.0, there should be a "puck is within 20ft of net" option that doubles the volume and pace.