will.i.am does his best work airport lounges. He's about to release an alternate version of "Where is the Love?" called "Where is Delta Flight 236? (It's Delayed By Mechanical Problems).

This is one of my favorite gifs of all time! It's appropriate for so many situations...

You probably consume a LOT of server-spit.

I've pointed out in the past: lobster mac and cheese is the douchiest, most hipster side dish in existence. It's never as good as you think it's going to be, it'd ludicrously overpriced because lobster, and it's just an all-around disappointment.

You know, I am not sure I wanna combine the melted cheese with the cream cheese. But I totally wanna bake a pizza crust and slather cream cheese on it because cream cheese is awesome.

Not to mention the optional third row seating for a lexus texas.

Trying out to be a sign language interpreter for Obama.

"If I see some guy I'm gonna throw a piece of pizzer at him"

ne regardez pas le gendarmerie!

Why it happened:

Negative Ghostrider, her "pattern" is full

You should really use some of this guy's material. He's really good at Tinder.

She looks great, but I'm not sure I dig the pepto-pink shoes. I don't dislike it, though... I'm feeling conflicted.

Not my favorite of hers, but she looked like she was having a blast. I'm an old rocker, so I still like her best with No Doubt. *dodges projectiles* What? I am what I am.