NotYeezus
NotYeezus
NotYeezus

Dear Elizabeth Banks,

I joined Kinja just to say that I'm really irked that people have the nerve to get all upset about this boy's photo being used. This photo made my eyes well up, and gave me a physical, disgusted reaction similar to the one I had when I was rocking myself back and forth in the foetal position the first time I watched

I've been waiting for-fucking-ever to have a glowing periphery, and BAM! these cocksuckers just up and got it done.

As a veteran, I want to apologize on behalf of any server who has ever had to put up with some obnoxious veteran who felt they were entitled to act like an asshole at any place that provides a free meal or a discount to vets on Veterans' Day. I pretty much stopped going to those out of second-hand embarrassment.

Does it come with the flat brimmed hat too?

Maybe it's due to his low tire pressure ...

Sullivan's final wish is to be buried in a convoluted plot.

Is your slogan, "at least it's not Philly, cause that place totally blows"?

Woman in coffee shop: Um... I would like a tall black coffee.... also um... does the coffee have like wheat gluten in it...

I just hope there is Oprah brand honey.

I was really hoping this was a combo of Sex and Contortionist. Woh woh.

I appreciate the feel good hit of the summer. Oh yeah.

Let's be honest. All these numbers and odds are moot because, just like every other year and pool, this will be won by someone's wife who picked the cutest team names.

KINJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Why was the Burger King abandoned AND unlocked?

You can totally hear Nelson in that one!

I would like to point out the overwhelming support of IPAs in the comments. Nobody is defending pumpkin ale. That's because you're right: it blows.

More insightful input from Portland, everyone. Thank you again Portland.

I remember my first beer. Also stop eating sweatsocks, regardless of cleanliness.